Things that baffle me

• Why do people on an empty bus always sit next to me when there are loads of other seats?
• Why do some people at the gym think that it’s normal when dressing after the showers to put on their bra, shirt and coat, before they put on their knickers?
• Why is it so much fun to stalk people on facebook?
• Why is it so easy to buy and read cookbooks, but much harder to actually find time/motivate oneself to actually cook anything from them?
• Why do shots of sambuca always seem like such a good idea at the time, and such a bad idea an hour later?
• How is it possible to spend so much money in Ikea when everything is so cheap?
• Why does a watched phone never ring?