Texts in my inbox, volume 1
- That's nice. Poke the infected eye then touch the other one.
- There are some nice looking boys...and beer. This is a good Friday night entertainment.
- Swyddfa!!! One ginger on the train half tipsy!
- Glasto was amazing just wish I had started going earlier. Def going next year. Failed dramatically with the she pee.
- Pants. Can you cut off a bit of his hair for me as a keepsake?
- I want to go home and boil myself clean.
- No I've got bacon feet
- Someone's got penis envy...
- Bloody hell. Have you been at home all day watching the Wire instead of going to work?!
- Merry Smurfday!
- My brain hurts
- But I'm like a good red wine...I'm getting better with age.
- Deal. Are we called Sex Panther? Or All rock and no roll? Even though we'd prob just be all roll. It could be ironic and therefore awesome.
- Iw roper drunk and fveked i need help
- I'm working on perfecting margaritas...the fun is in the journey.
- It's ok my dad's a fish.
- Just been stopped and handed a mag about noah and god! She told me to read it and learn how to be saved. Do i look like i need to be saved?!
1 Comments:
ACE! I'm gonna nick your idea and do a blog of the funniest messages I have in mine. Half those you've posted are from me. Half the ones I'll post will prob be from you!
11 January 2009 at 20:50
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