Wednesday, 28 February 2007

Financial windfall!

I was walking along the street today and I spotted a pound coin on the floor! A whole English pound! Was I a complete pikey for picking it up? Probably. But I'm a pound richer, so I don't care! Wahey!

But before I bent down to pick it up, I actually kicked it a little to make sure it wasn't glued down to the floor and then looked around to make sure there weren't any hidden cameras around filming me for some spoof show. I'm real smart like that. Nothing gets past me.

Sunday, 11 February 2007

Man's best friend

Me: My friend has a little puppy called PupPup.

J: Like DogDog?

Me: No, not a virtual pet. A real life human dog.

Sunday, 4 February 2007

6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon

1. I met Natasha Bedingfield at a friend's party a few years ago

2. Natasha was asked by Sylvester Stallone to record the title track for Rocky Balboa

3. Sly starred with Sharon Stone in Total Recall in 1990

4. Her next film after Total Recall was He Said, She Said, a romantic comedy with…KEVIN BACON!!