Knight in shining Seat Ibiza

Last night, I

Watched very cool independent short film. Drank own bodyweight in wine. Talked rubbish at the director. Stumbled out of pub. Bought hot dog from hot dog stand. Ate hot dog on street. Got on tube. Fell asleep on tube. Got woken up in Mordor where the train terminates. Waited for northbound train. Got told by station attendant that the last train had gone. Went outside. Called Jane. Looked for night bus. Failed to find night bus. Continued talking rubbish to Jane. Went to KFC. Counted out pennies in KFC and bought hot wings and popcorn chicken. Went outside. Talked to Jane. Choked on chicken bone. Rich came and drove me home.