Things I learnt this week that I wish I hadn’t

I am not flexible enough to put my legs behind my head.

Attempting to put my legs behind my head will result in me being in intense pain and not being able to move my head or neck for several days.

I have the singing voice of a man.

Charlie the mouse has a savoury tooth and has nibbled his way through a box of my crackers in my kitchen.

Mickey the mouse who lives in my office, has a sweet tooth and likes chocolate and peanut butter.

The email that I got from Guinness telling me that I have won a million pounds is in fact a scam.

A million pounds is no longer enough to live a millionaires lifestyle. The interest on a million pounds is only around £30k a year. You would actually need around 12 million pounds in order to live the kind of life you would associate with a millionaire.

I will never be able to live a millionaire’s lifestyle.

The boy who used to make me go weak at the knees has recently moved in with his new girlfriend.